How to Get Rid of Telemarketers

Whenever they ask for whoever, you say, “Hold on, let me check.”

Set the phone down, and go get a brown paper bag. Fill it with air and go back to the phone. Start yelling, “Who the hell are you? Get the hell out of my house! Holy S----”

Then pop the bag right next to the phone, and yell, “Oh my God, I’ve been shot!” Drop the phone on the floor. Don’t hang up till you hear the click on their end.