FW: Children Writing About The Ocean... Hysterical!

 

 

1) - This is a picture of  an octopus. It has eight testicles.  (Kelly, age  6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age  6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island.   If you don't have ocean all round you, you are  incontinent.   (Wayne, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly  and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's  not my friend any more.   (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A  dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.  (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2  other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.  (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they  used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when  the wind didn't
blow the sailors would whistle to make the  wind come.  My brother said they would have been better off  eating beans.  (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live  in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like  their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?  Like, really?   (Helen, age 6)

9) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.   Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in  caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves  into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

10) - When you go  swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy  small. (Kevin, age 6)

11) - Divers have to be safe when  they go under the water.  Divers can't go down alone, so  they have to go down on each other.  (Becky, age  8)

12) - The ocean is made up of water and fish.   Why the fish don't drown I don't know.  (Bobby, age  6)


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