Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Jeff Dunham does Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Jeff: How do you spell Achmed?

Achmed: A - C - phlegm - SILENCE! I kill you!



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Don't Tase Me Bro!

This is hilarious. I'm sure you've heard it on the newz.

Heated Exchange...

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

It was a short line .. . . there was just one guy in front of me. The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a bit agitated.

He asked the teller, "Why it changes? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla fo my yen - today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller simply replied, "Fluctuations."

The Asian guy said, "Fluc you white guys too!"